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Separation of Church and State -

TAGS: church state separation
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PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 11:53 am
Actually they based it more on the principles of the Enlightenment, such as the philosophy of John Locke. http://www.articlemyriad.com/influence-enlightenment-formation-united-states/
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 11:35 am
You're right. And the Founders didn't base the country on Christian values and schools were not held in churches either...
PapaFox - May 5, 2013, 9:19 am
Are you trying to say we have no separation of church & state in this country? That would be incorrect.
Oyster - May 5, 2013, 8:40 am
There is no such thing. It is No State Church. Again, twisting the Constitution in an attempt to match an agenda. sad, very sad.

Separation of Church and State -

TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 3.5/5

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Renza - May 1, 2013, 5:20 pm
accepting that all the important parts are ridiculous is basically admitting it's a false religion though, not that they'd admit it.
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 5:06 pm
I had a great conversation this morning with a Jehovah Witness that dropped by and we both agreed that god is not the man on the cloud. Almost no one believes that any more. But I do expect fundies to ignore the treaty of tripoly for their fantasy world.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:43 pm
Actually that would be the beliefs of Biblical literalists, like evangelicals, etc. Most Christians are not Biblical literalists.
Renza - May 1, 2013, 4:36 pm
Good luck trying to convince the religious types of that... most of them believe a bearded guy on a cloud made everything 5000 years ago and fit 2 of all animals on the planet into a small yacht while flooding the planet for a month... facts are useless
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:02 pm
... all the others. In fact, that was the impetus behind Jefferson's Danbury letter, to a**ure the Danbury Baptists they would not be discriminated against just because of their denomination.
PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 4:01 pm
Curiously, reading through the material, it wasn't so much based on distrust of Christianity per se, but rather distrust between Christian denominations at the time. Each one wanted to make sure that no individual denomination had an advantage over ...
Curlyrocks - May 1, 2013, 3:07 pm
I'm not saying the treaty its self needs to stand, but it does give us a look at the level of separation of church and state the founding fathers intended for America. It clearly displays there intention that religion never get in the way of policy.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:46 pm
If you read the actual decision instead of the Summarized For Dummies version, you'll see it. http://www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/07-290.ZO.html
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:36 pm
I don't see anything in the ruling that supports your bs. You can read (or have read to you) the following: http://www.lawnix.com/cases/dc-heller.html
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 7:30 pm
You mean the part where they recognized that Second Amendment rights are subject to reasonable restrictions?
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:08 pm
Treaties mean nothing. As a reference look up the treaties we signed with the native americans. They were well worded and not worth the paper they were written on.
StoneTools - April 30, 2013, 7:06 pm
ever hear of District of Columbia v Heller? You might want to look that up.
crankyhead - April 30, 2013, 3:28 pm
I'm pretty sure the term "well regulated militia" appears in there somewhere. Anyone know which amendment that one is?
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:29 pm
into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan [Mohammedan] nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility,[Muslims],—and as the said States never entered
Curlyrocks - April 30, 2013, 2:28 pm
Says the opposite in the Treaty of Tripoli (1796) as a matter of fact.
PapaFox - April 30, 2013, 5:09 am
StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 10:12 pm
Nowhere in our constitution does it say anything about background checks for guns either.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH - Do you see the resemblance?

J e s u s i s n ' t a p o l i t i c i a n ! -

TAGS: jesus abortion hobby lobby seperation
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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:00 am
This is dumb and offensive. I consider you a friend but this crosses the line
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 3:15 pm
LOL..I know, right? It's not like that sign isn't offensive or something. haha... Cheers, mate. Off to grab lunch. Jalapeño sushi today..Yum! Here I come..
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 3:13 pm
Thanks I feel better now
fauxnews - July 17, 2014, 2:12 pm
She's not. If that helps to 'settle' you. lol
Zeitguy - July 17, 2014, 2:11 pm
That girl looks like she's 12. A bit unsettling.

MODERN REPUBLICAN - "It's COMMUNIST because I said so! (Even though I don't know what that word really means......)

SEPTEMBER 11, 2013 -

Separation of Church and State -

TAGS: church state separation
Rating: 4/5

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Cannabal - April 27, 2013, 12:23 pm
Truth is, putting your hand on the Bible makes it a religious oath, but don't tell the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court that one.
PapaFox - April 27, 2013, 9:46 am
*Blink* Are you serious?? With all the conservatives fighting against reproductive rights, LGBT equality, trying to force religion into schools and discourage science when it clashes with their beliefs...?
JGalt - April 27, 2013, 8:49 am
funny, how that's not happening...for the most part




Separated at Birth?* -

TAGS: separated at birth
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fauxnews - August 3, 2014, 7:22 pm
Funny poster. Especially the 3rd world part. But I can't recommend it because Steve "Urkel" is misspelled here ;-) (i.e. Erkel). You should redux this. It's funny enough to demand a 2nd viewing.

Church & State -

TAGS: keep them separate
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 5:50 pm
And they all fight and scream like hell when they had the power and are lousing it.

Ingersoll on Church and State -

CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - My, how times change.

TAGS: church state separation
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Rudedog - February 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
Remember how democrats and republicans a**assinated their own president.

JOSEPH STALIN - "Communism kill nobody! It was I! Give credit where credit is due, or it's off to Siberia with you!"

CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - Not just for liberals, but for all of us.

TAGS: separation of church state
Rating: 3.55/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 7:51 pm
Why is that so hard for some to accept?

CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - It protects both church and state


No Sharia Law! -

THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH - "The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion." - President John Adams, 1796


TAGS: separation church state
Rating: 3.17/5

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arnnatz - January 5, 2013, 5:58 pm
I don't think he even reads the posters that he steals. He just pukes them out from whatever site he's lurking on
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 5:29 pm
Hmm... From his posts, Vik seems to be more anti-religion (lately anyway). I'm a believer, but I strongly support church/state separation.
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 3:28 pm
Where have we heard that before?
PapaFox - January 5, 2013, 3:05 pm
We've achieved peace in our time then. :)
foxrecon19d - January 5, 2013, 2:28 pm
There is hope for America yet! See there? Something you and Vik have in common. And even I agree...to a point. Separation of church and state must also include separation of state from church.



US CONSTITUTION - You don't get to pick & choose only the parts you like.

LESSONS FROM HISTORY - Too many aren't paying attention

Guys, about that church/state separation thing... -

Mississippi -


CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - This is what happens without it. Where would you rather live?

CHURCH/STATE SEPARATION - Beware of those who despise the Constitution.

TAGS: separation
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PapaFox - December 5, 2012, 3:53 pm
No, and in the same way I don't base everything conservatives believe based on the lunatic fringe. I'd like the party to purge the loons and get back to real conservatism again.
simplegenius - December 5, 2012, 1:39 pm
so we should base everything liberals believe on a few h** headed, over the top liberals that put their foots in their mouths too?
TheConstitutionalist - December 4, 2012, 5:44 pm

THE RIGHT-WING PROPAGANDIST - Derives all of his tactics from disgraced Republican Senator of the Red Scare, Joseph McCarthy.

September 18, 2016 -

RepubliKKKlan heads to explode -

TAGS: trump child ra** september 15th
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Foamy - September 18, 2016, 7:48 pm
No matter how true that statement may be
Foamy - September 18, 2016, 7:46 pm
I'm sorry, Mooo. There are folks on one side. There are folks on the other. They don't agree. But if they are good people, they will agree to defend the folks who allow them to get their message out. So I apologize for calling him a dateless sheep humper
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2016, 2:55 pm

I appreciate the support Foamy, but don't resort to name calling in my defense. Retaliating in kind to the name callers will only get both parties in trouble.
Dwydwyyr - September 17, 2016, 10:29 pm
Have to decide which is funnier. Listening to you trolls endlessly scream in delusional protest of "the mods" as they allegedly "censor you", or, watching you and your friend now insult their intelligence with your Keystone Cop version of good cop,bad cop
Foamy - September 17, 2016, 4:49 pm
If you love this site, or love hating this site, then I think its time to circle the wagons aroind the mods who keep this site going against douchetubes like PIH.
Foamy - September 17, 2016, 4:45 pm
Whether you disagree with Trump, or disagree with Hillary or disagree with Moo. I thimk wr can ALL agree that Pneumonia et al shoild lay off the mods and pethaps start his own site for dateless, inflatable sheep hpers.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2016, 11:44 am

It never ceases to amaze me how someone who has to hide behind a fake IP and troll the internet can actually believe that his pathetic words would bother me. Seriously, you're boring me.
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:43 pm
just like Hillary! Now- be sure to publicly diss on me before my token banning so you can throw fauxpooch, and the other beaten sHillary lapdogs, their usual bone from you.
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:04 pm
that's why you just tread water like a beaten dog. arf! :o)
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 9:03 pm
sorry you forced us to make you our b!tch to get you to finally do your job. Now be a good little b!tch and ban this account so I can get on with my evening. As a favor I even dumbed down my responses so you can get mommy to explain them to you
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:44 pm
oh, and mooo probably met her on one of those g** dating sites he met crankyfaux. I never said she was a real woman. But now that mooo was forced to ban faux is it considered a lover's quarrel? Do you literally get b*** hurt? Or is crankyfaux the catcher?
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:39 pm
and why it's music to our ears every time I get mooo to say he "banned fauxpas" for "breaking the rules." Hope moo's wife ain't jealous we had to make frenchy our b!tch.But having seen her pict,she should be happy to get whatever she can the way she looks
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:24 pm
You see, everyone, mooo has major issues with a**umptions.For instance,he a**umes that he understands english and/or logic,but he continuously proves otherwise. Oh, that's right, he's exempt from his own bull****.Which is why we have to do his job for him
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:19 pm
Ooooo,I never said you’d "hide it”,skippy.Clearly you canadians have trouble with the engrish.I said we could get you to ban faux or get you to concede that he's a “rulebreaker” who deserves to get banned.Say what you want,you can't take that away from us
PneumoniaIsHard - September 16, 2016, 8:16 pm
Oh!-oh!-don't forget bencfraunxy's lame slam against a framed, contributing member for being an expert in getting banned. Now fauxnews is a king of that as well. Proof liberals really are a dying breed because of the stupidity it requires to even be one.
HillarysServer - September 16, 2016, 4:55 pm
So here it is, September 16. Trump is doing fine. His supporters are doing fine. And the creator of this meme seems no where to be found to address what looks like his explosive credibility fail. Interesting, thst
Dwydwyyr - September 16, 2016, 2:51 pm
Well. Politifake just went full retard. No website should ever go full politifake. Same thing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2016, 12:48 pm

I didn't ban you because I wanted to make sure you got my response to the PM you sent me. You did, so now I can ban you. I know you'll be right back anyway, but why not? Faux was short term banned for breaking a rule, why would I hide that?
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 1:10 am
Can't waste time rubbing elbows with the big bad celebrity slumming it here with us lowly serfs.Isn't the DNC waiting for you to peddle your worthless talents to raise dough for Shillary?? Wait-before this acct gets banned - I didn't forget:Cheers,mate:o)
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:53 am
-bad acting pretending to be different people. Imitating others here.Obsession with England, canada, superheroes, jews.Yup, I called it. You are the King...with no clothes now. I've pushed enough b***ons for one night. Time for REAL men to be getting on.
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:45 am
Don't say how I know. Let's just say, I like to dig around on Facebook too. Saw a certain washed up liberal actor accidentally brag about slumming on the internet before he deleted his post. Want to guess what website he named, Benji? All makes sense now-
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:42 am
Before I forget, fauxnews, meet pinky finger again. Pinky finger, you remember fauxnews? I saved the best for last. You said if we guessed your last name, Ben, you would leave forever? Let's see if you keep your promise.... Mr.Affleck. oooooh,nervous now?
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:35 am
Cribbed that translation bit from you faux ole chap. Another tissue "rule breaker", I meant, faux? -snicker- Whether we get credit for compelling moo to ban fauxnews or finally concede here (or in private) faux was a "rule breaker" is a win-win either way
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:27 am
If mooo wants to deny us credit and come here to blame it squarely on fauxbooze for being "a rulebreaker",all the better.He already did to me in a pm.Screensh** it too in case he tries to deny it.Written in canadian, translation - you were right all along
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:22 am
Don't worry fauxy poo. You are still the King of worst rated memes. Wait for it-french fries will have to make his standard public diss. But there's a big difference this time. We got him to ban benfauxy and he can never take that away from us, like ever
ItsAboutTime - September 16, 2016, 12:16 am
Ooooooh. Also round of applause to moooo for properly using the ban hammer for a change! frenchy will probably have to ban me now. Worth it. Told me "don't come back" in a pm but didn't ban me. Notice that? Everyone else did bencfraunky.Ooooh,burn.Tissue?
ItsAboutTime - September 15, 2016, 4:03 am
poor, poor fauxnews. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, skippy. Thank you mooo for showing that cranky, old troll the door. Not that I should thank you for finally doing your job. Maybe now politifake will finally return to normal. Imagine that!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2016, 12:20 am

"We don't generally announce bans" But I will this time. Faux and TuckerNDale both get a 7 day vacation for acting like children. Anyone who I can prove returns before that 7 days is up get's a permanent ban.
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 8:05 pm
How am I supposed to know WHY you keep getting booted from the site? I dont run the place.YOU are the 'expert' in getting yourself banned again and again.You tell us YOUR secret. SOooo try some 1554 then,NO one can resist that www.newbelgium.com/beer/1554
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:50 pm
We would not dare try to question you, Mr. fauxnews. As anyone who does that on this site will be banned due to your almighty dreaded fauxnews #baitfail.
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 7:43 pm
It's spelled "Corona." Here - try some 90 shilling. www.odellbrewing.com/beer/90-shilling-ale/
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:40 pm
Ahhhh... so bring drunk on beer is how you see the world around you, with the affect of Coron and lime dictating your responses. Sort of like pneumonia
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:36 pm
Or is that a question that will cause us to be banned from this site?
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 7:35 pm
Actually, I hate champagne. I'm partial to a good microbrew. But I will never say NO to a Corona and lime. (ref.comments#82071-#82078)
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:34 pm
Mr. fauxnews. You represent yourself as the quintisential low income American who achieved success because of the Democrat party. May we ask where in the United States you live and how Obama elevated you to heights of success?
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:23 pm
For the record. Tucker is black. I am Jewish. Our families voted for Barack twice because he promised hope and change. Never happened. We aren't supporting Hillary because she is promising more of the same.
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 7:12 pm
LOL!!! This must be one of those famous fauxnews #baitfail that visitors are warned about that use to silence people. I actually feel honored, Mr. fauxnews, that you want to silence me
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 6:46 pm
TRANSLATION:(SuckerNFail) *head explodes*
TuckerNDale - September 14, 2016, 5:22 pm
The fact that the violently anti-Trump main stream media has given this absolutely zero coverage that this meme was created by a leftwing propagandist with no evidence or sources. So... yawn
fauxnews - September 14, 2016, 4:28 am
Evidence? Source? And right wing propaganda sources like Breitbart don't count ;) REAL evidence
Bandit5906 - September 14, 2016, 12:23 am
Lawsuits accusing Donald Trump of ***ually a**aulting a child in the 1990s appear to have been orchestrated by an eccentric anti-Trump campaigner with a record of making outlandish claims about celebrities.

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TAGS: mary joseph abortion bible
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fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 3:18 pm
P.S.Thanx for the nice words the other day! :-D [OTC comments #74450,#74449] Meant a lot to me. Wise words on the value of uncertainty.Didnt know u were once a tech? Would love to talk shop with you one of these days! Have a wonderful day, mate.Cheers :-)
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 3:14 pm
...but if you really wanted to MAKE that argument, you probably could: and you could just about justify ANYTHING then: Bigfoot, the CIA was behind 9/11, UFOs, a flat Earth, etc. But just because you COULD doesn't always mean you SHOULD. ;-) My 2 cents.
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 3:13 pm
And, of course, I'm being satirical here in my comment. ;-) My point is that: it is AS silly for someone to suggest that scientists don't believe in man-made climate change as it is for someone to suggest that Christianity doesnt believe abortion is wrong
fauxnews - April 7, 2015, 2:54 pm
Nope. Mass murder violates international law and is considered illegal by most civilized countries. Abortion is legal and, according to the law (and as Rebecca points out, the Bible) abortion is not murder.
OTC - April 7, 2015, 2:50 pm
If abortions are birth control, then mass murdering is population control